I got a puffy black bag in the mail today, the kind I imagine you’d receive your porn in… if you did get porn in the mail. This sack was only intellectually pornographic, a sizzling pile of Frank & Jan tees from our friends in Upstate NY. Well worth the wait, the shirts are great quality and clever, just the way I like things. And they came with stickers! Please check them out, get yourself a new shirt. Tell them Warner sent you when you order shirts and your package should arrive with a double scoop of bitchen.om

Taking Sunset to the Westside today at about 12:30, I spied a slim and purposeful bike gliding a few blocks ahead at a coffee shop pace. I was in a hurry, in the same direction, and gave chase. When I got to the light at Crescent Heights, I was stunned to see a ride from my top ten humming at the red. Polished aluminum tank, bobbed fender, parallel twin powerplant and the requisite wrapped pipes. I yelled in excitement “how’d you get that here?!?” I neglected to raise my visor. The rider must have heard a Charlie Brown adult. Anyway, a few lights up he told me the parts were assembled here, but it was infact a Deus from Australia. Their bikes are just done right. Really beautiful work. Check them out at†www.deus.com.au, and let them know they ought to bring more of their sleds to our Coast.